Monday, November 7, 2016

Knock! Knock!

BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat

Daily conversation - Knock! Knock!
:
BC: {from the table next to where Momma is working} HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

BC: What are you doing? {Bear puts his nose in Momma's face} HUUUUUUUHHHHHHH?!?!?
MK: BEAR! Do you have to put your nose in everything?
BC: {backing up a bit} Well, THAT'S a stupid question!
{Pause}
BC: {Bear puts his nose back in Momma's face} OBVIOUSLY!

MK: Oh, for the love ...
BC: Knock! Knock!
MK: Bear! Not right now!
BC: Knock! Knock!
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MK: BEEEEAAAR!
BC: Knock! Knock! {Bear puts his nose in Momma's face again} Momma! Play along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BC: Like it would kill you to play along ONCE!

MK: But it's never just once is it?
BC: Hmph. What's a cat got to do to get some attention around here?
MK: {grabbing Bear to snuggle him in her lap} Come here, Love Bug.
BC: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
BC: I'm trying to tell you ... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... a JOKE ... PURRRRRRRRRRR!!! This ... PUURRRRRR ... is not ... PURRR ... the attention ... huh? ... NO KISSES!!! Cats ... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... don't ... PURRRR ... do ... PURR ... kisses!
BC: MooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMA! Knock! Knock!
{Pause}
BC: {moving his paw to try to get out of Momma's embrace} PUT ME DOWN!!!
MK: Oh, come on, SnugBug!
BC: No, thank you! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BC: Knock! Knock!
MK: Bear. No knock knock jokes. I'm not falling for this again.
BC: But ... WHY?
MK: No.
BC: TASTY WHOLE CHICKEN POWER!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!
MK: Wha?
BC: {CHOMP!}

BC: GRRRRR! Why aren't you screaming in agony? Maybe if I turn my head THIS way ...

BC: MY FURRY FURY IS BROKEN!!!!
MK: BEAR! LET GO!
BC: RATS! I HATE winter! Winter means sweatshirt season! My furry fury doesn't work right!
MK: Or you could just not attack me because I won't answer the figurative door.
BC: {ears perking up} Did you hear that?
MK: Hear what?
BC: Someone knocked on our REAL door!
MK: How convenient.
BC: Don't you think you should ask "Who's there?"
MK: No. 
BC: You ruin all my fun!
MK: That's what Mommas are for, Bear.
BC: I HATE YOU!
 
MK: Nice.
BC: Hmph. Here's what I think of YOU!

{Fifteen minutes pass ... Bear wanders off}
BC: Shhhh! Be very quiet! We don't want Momma to know you're here!
MK: {from the other room} Bear?
BC: I'm not talking to anyone!
{SLAM}
MK: What the ...
BC: Hehehehehe ... {SNORT} ... hehehehehehehe ... {SNORT} ...
MK: BEAR! Why is this door to the bedroom closed?
BC: Shhh. She doesn't know we're in here.
MK: What's going on in there?
BC: Hehehehehe ... {SNORT} ... hehehehehehehe ... {SNORT} ...
MK: I swear ... your tail could cause all kinds of destruction if you can swing it hard enough to whack the door closed.
BC: Hehehehehe ... {SNORT} ... hehehehehehehe ... {SNORT} ...
MK: {knocks on the door} BEAR! Who's there?
BC: Interrupting cow.
MK: WHAT?!?! Interrup ...
BC: MOO!
MK: You're grounded.
BC: It was totally worth it!
MK: Can you open the door now?
BC: That depends.
MK: {sigh}.
BC: Knock! Knock!
MK: Who’s there?
BC: Robin.
MK: Robin who?
BC: Robin you to buy lots of tasty whole chickens! 

MK: Now open the door!
BC: Knock! Knock!
MK: Who’s there?
BC: Two knee.
MK: Two knee who?
BC: I need two-knee fish in my tummy!
MK: {groan}.
BC: Knock! Knock!
MK: This better be the last one!
BC: Knock! Knock!
MK: Who’s there?
BC: Cows go.
MK: Cows go who?
BC: Cows go moo! OWLS go who!
MK: {opening the door} I'm coming ...
BC: This would've been so much better if you'd just played along from the beginning!
MK: So you tricked me into playing along ...
BC: {walking past Momma, meanwhile flicking his tail} Man, am I tired! It's my nap time! All this knocking wore me out. I do not want to be disturbed!
MK: Funny. Since you have no compunction disturbing me!
BC: Well, in all fairness, you're already disturbed. Hehehehehehehe .... {SNORT} .... hehehehehe. I quack myself up.

Featured pictures of the day:
Bear Cat looks so cute and innocent when he's sleeping! In this case, he had his left front paw wrapped around his left hind thigh and his tail. 

Over the course of the picture-taking, his tail got loose and started flicking around with irritation. 
In the last picture, his tail is under control again ... and he changed position slightly.

Featured posts of the day:

26 comments:

  1. That is a lot of knocking going on Bear!

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    1. You're right! I better be careful I don't knock my luck! ~Bear Cat

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  2. You show pawsome style keeping your mom on her toes. Excellent work.

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    1. Thank you! I've had LOTS and LOTS of practice! ~Bear Cat

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  3. Your mum will never get the better of you, Bear.

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  4. Oh MeOWwww Bear, your tail closes doors? We've both got too much floof to do dat. We have to use our paws. Raena hasn't learned to use one paw yet and she slams her whole body at da doors. Ya' know dat girly be rowdy as all get out. Anyways, you sure do know a lot of jokes. We can't get mommy to play along with us. Did you get tuna? We've never had da stuffs but we do hear kitties seem to like it. As always we luv your fotos. Our favorite is dat close up of your face. What an adorable face you have. Big hugs to you and momma.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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    1. Thank you! No, Momma doesn't feed me tuna. Sometimes I get the drained off water or a little piece ... but not nearly enough! Raena's a door banger (okay, that's kind of an unfunny joke on 'head banger' ... sorry). I can't even imagine ... she's got spirit and lots of personality to boot! Sending all of you hugs :) ~Bear Cat

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  5. This game sounds like fun, we have to do this with my mom... I think we can drive her crazy, with the knock knock.
    I love to stick my nose in everything... special when mom is working on something, I want to help a paw.

    Purs,

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    1. The only way to annoy Momma more is when I sit at the edge of the table a foot away from where she's working and just stare at her. After a minute, she gets all squirmy. When she tries to pet me ... I back off ... then go back once she starts working again. Cracks me up every time! ~Bear Cat

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  6. Oh Bear, your poor Momma must be exhausted by the end of a day with you MOL! And you sure look handsome sleeping ;)

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    1. Thank you! Yes, I keep her on her toes! But she wouldn't have it any other way :) ~Bear Cat

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  7. You are too funny Bear- good knock knock jokes.

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  8. Sounds like Bear has been talking to Sam about knock knock jokes. LOL

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  9. The back of disrespect. Good going. er, who's there?

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    1. Withering yet cute at the same time ;) ~Bear Cat

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  10. You should take your show on the road Bear! Seriously! :D Tell your Mama we missed you both too :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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    1. I should take it on the road! Does that mean the ladies will be falling all over me too? SWEET! ~Bear Cat

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  11. Bear, I think your knock knock jokes are priceless and Sophie would've been rolling on the floor laughing. I guess your Momma just doesn't get your humor.

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    1. I KNOW! I'm not appreciated in my own home! ~Bear Cat

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  12. Bear Cat you are too funny!!!! We have trouble getting our Mom to pay attention to us too.

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    1. And all of you have to SHARE. I'm lucky I'm an only child! Well, until I misbehave and there's no one else to blame it on ;) ~Bear Cat

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  13. Bear, it's a wonder your Momma gets anything done. Except the very important work of petting and feeding and loving on Bear Cat!
    I saw you at the Pet Parade today, Mickey Mouser and Rufus the Red were waving from the crowd.
    xxoo
    Maggie

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    1. Thank you for stopping by and mentioning the parade! We hadn't seen it yet!

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