Friday, June 17, 2016

Spice of life

BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat

Daily conversation - Spice of life:
MK: Come here, Baby.
BC: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
MK: {folding Bear in her arms and whispering affectionately} Hey, Sugar.
BC: PUUUURRRRR ... Sugar? SUGAR?!? WHO you calling SUGAR?
MK: I called you Sugar because you're so sweet.
BC: Sweet? SWEET?!?!?!? Let me tell YOU, lady! I'm FEROCIOUS! I bite things and claw things and make ... err ... THINGS regret their existence. Would you like to regret your existence?!?! HUH?!!? MAKE MY DAY!
MK: Says the MALE cat that demands to be called, "Princess Buttercup."
BC: That's, "Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest" to you!
MK: I regret ever playing along with this princess nonsense.
BC: "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!" See?!?!? FEROCIOUS! 
MK: Not when the princess' demand is carried out by others. I don't know any princess who's personally beheaded the person she sentenced.
BC: Just because one's a princess doesn't mean HE doesn't know how to kick a little butt when kicking a little butt is required.
MK: "A little butt?"
BC: Oh. I see the problem. BIG butt.
MK: Wait ... WHAT?!?!
BC: Your butt isn't little.
MK: That's NOT what I meant! I meant, "kicking a little butt," isn't scary!
BC: Neither is your big butt. Except for when you're so selfish as to demand we share. Then the size of your butt really matters! IINNNNNNNNCCCOOMMMMMMING!
MK: Well, that's not very nice!
BC: You're the one that called me "Sugar."
MK: Is "Spice" better?
BC: Spice IS nice. Does that mean I can go around saying, "I AAAAAAAMMM SPIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SSSAAAAAAY?"
MK: Never mind.
BC: I AAAAAAAMMM SPIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SSSAAAAAAY!!!
{Pause}
BC: Is that enough spice?
MK: Plenty.
BC: Is that more SPIIIIII-CCCCCCCY than you can handle?
MK: Why do we even have these conversations?
BC: Because I AAAAAAAMMM SPIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SSSAAAAAAY!!
{Pause}
BC: Would you like a taste of my SPIIIIIIIIII-SSSSSAAAAAAY?!?!
{Pause}
BC: Am I SPIII-SSSAAAAAAY enough for you?!?!
{Pause}
BC: Shall I SPICE up things for you?
{Pause}
BC: Because I'm SPIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SSSAAAAAAY!!
{Pause}
BC: Is there enough SPICE in your cake? Is there enough SPICE in your rack? Are you overSPICED?!?! Because I am ALLSPICE!
MK: I quit.
BC: Shall I ICE my SPICE?
{Pause}
BC: Why'd you stop petting me?
MK: Because the PRICE of your SPICE over-SUFFICED.
{Silence}
{Crickets}
BC: Huh. No dice on the spice.
{Pause}
BC: Pet me.
MK: I love you, Bear.
BC: Because I'm SPII-SSSAAAY?
{Silence}
BC: Sorry. I couldn't help it.
MK: You certainly are the spice of my life.
BC: Was that a compliment? Because ...
{Stare-down}
BC: Err ... thank you.
Note: You can read more about Princess Buttercup in "Conversations" With Bear Cat: Part 22 (On tiaras, part 1 and part 2).


Picture of the Day:

When the pawparazzi just won't leave you alone ... AGAIN.

Featured post of the Day:

The chickens are back! Along with a "lawsut," damages for emotional distress, and a bunch of randomness ... Why Is Bear Suing Momma (AGAIN)!?!?!?

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8 comments:

  1. MOL! One of the best dialogues yet! Laughing the whole time, Mr. SPIIIII-SAYYYYY!

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    1. Thank you :) I like to "pepper" my Momma with my SPIIIII-SAYYY!

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  2. Wait, what, Princess Buttercup? We hadn't heard that nickname before. You're gonna have to live that one down, Bear, even if you are SPII-SSSAAAY!

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    1. After we were named finalists in the BlogPaws N2N Awards for Beat Pet Humor Blog, Bear demanded a tiara and the title of male princess. You can read more here: http://mommakatandherbearcat.blogspot.com/2016/05/conversations-with-bear-cat-part-22.html (on tiaras one and two). :)

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  3. Don't overdo it on the SPIIII-SAYYY, Bear! ;)

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    1. Can you ever have too much spice? I think not. It's like saying "too much cat." NO SUCH THING :) ~Bear Cat

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  4. I am glad we can sign up for your blog by email. I read so many that I sometimes don't get to the list of ones I have to look up myself.

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    1. Rachel of Three Chatty Cats told me about feedly.com. I'm not tech inclined, but it was very easy to add all the blogs I want to follow. Now when I have free time, I just go to Feedly and work down the feed of posts. I still worry about missing some - but you can create different folders based on priority. You're one of the blogs we follow on Feedly ... but I'm also subscribed to your blog by e-mail just in case :)

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