BEAR'S WISH LIST

whole chicken: yummy, yummy, yummy. prefer no feathers - but i'm flexible.




















cattle prod: momma thinks she can "train" herself not to respond to my tactics to get her attention {like sticking my wet nose in her ear while she's sleeping} . . . and i will prove her wrong.




















toaster: momma won't let me touch hers. she claims i got my paw stuck in it once but i don't have any memory of that incident. those little wires inside are really cool and there's a springy thing in there too! and the cord is the perfect string toy {even with the toaster attached}.

bows: {like 20 of these bags} my dream life . . . because who doesn't like to immerse themselves in a pile of fancy, colorful bows?


endless supply of yummies: yum, yum and more yum! I like the shreds, bits, filets . . . anything but the yucky diet stuff and pate. ew.


catnip: duh.

carpet: i've destroyed what we have and i'm looking to new frontiers with a clean slate.

earplugs: some times momma won't shut up: she's bossy and likes to tell me all kinds of stuff that i don't care about. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. bye-bye. talk to the paw. or the butt. i don't care. i don't care. i don't care.

opposable thumbs: someone's gotta open the cans of food {with a side of world domination}.

servant: makes momma redundant {just in case}. if i get opposable thumbs, this will be superfluous. though it'd be nice to have someone to meet my every need . . . oh, wait. damn. i guess i'm keeping momma, at least until i get a servant . . . oh, wait, I guess she is one . . . barely adequate though . . . would love to upgrade.


every cat to have a home with a mommy that loves them as much as my mommy loves me

6 comments:

  1. Hahaha! I think I knew a few kitties that might have a similar wishlist ;)

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    1. You know . . . just the basics :) ~Bear Cat

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  2. oooh, those look like Canadian Friskies

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    1. Oops. Attention to detail, Momma! My Momma's fired! Not that I'd turn down Canadian Friskies ;) I like to think I'm a very worldly feline. ~Bear Cat

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