Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Deep, rolling purr of ecstasy

BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat


Daily conversation - Deep, rolling purr of ecstasy:
BC: Ooooooooooh. AHHHHHHHHH. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Yeah. Yeah. Right PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THERE! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ....
MK: I love that deep, rolling purr of ecstasy you do.
BC: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ...
MK: I love you, Bug.
BC: I PURRRRRR love PURRRRRRR your PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... WHA?
{Pause}
{THUNK!!!}
BC: Oww.
MK: {looking over the edge of the bed} Oh my gosh! BEAR! Are you okay?
BC: Yeah! NO THANKS TO YOU!!! YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE BED!
MK: Ummm ... no. Not exactly. You tried to roll over on your back so I could rub your belly and you fell off the bed.
BC: Isn't that the same thing?
MK: Not EXACTLY. One minute you were here ... and the next, you disappeared off the bed. Hahahaha. That WAS a bit funny ... {Momma sees the look on Bear's face} ... or not.
BC: Oh, yeah. Laugh at the poor cat who you SHOVED off the bed!
MK: Bear ... you stretched to roll over and didn't realize you were on the edge of the bed. I wasn't fast enough to grab you.
BC: You SHOVE me off the bed and BLAME ME!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
MK: Bear ... I've seen you do this a hundred times before ... usually when you're not even within my reach ... I've seen you do it off the back of the couch ... off the kitchen table ... off the bed ... ALMOST off the top perch of your cat tree ...
{Bear jumps back on the bed}
BC: Hmph. If you don't want to share, you're going to have to move because this is MY BED!
MK: Bear, you rolled off the bed! I WANT you here.
BC: No. Since this is MY bed ... I want YOU here.
MK: Oh?
BC: I was speaking theoretically.
MK: Come here, Bug.
BC: NO, NO! Don't touch me!
MK: Come on, Bear. I'm sorry you fell off the bed.
BC: No! NO! Don't touch me!
MK: Please?
BC: I feel a song coming on {AHEM} ...
Can't touch this! 
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)!
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)!
MK: Oh, Bear ... that little dance with the butt wiggling at the end of each line ... ADORABLE!
BC: I wasn't done!
My-my-my-my music makes me so hard makes me say OH MY CAT,
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and four hype paws,
That's good when you know you're down,
A super dope formerly homeless cat from the streets,
And I'm known as such,
And this is a beat uh you can't touch.

That's word because you know,
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh),
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh),
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh).
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh).
Stop! Bear Cat time!
MK: SOOOOOOOO A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!!!!  The little butt wiggle ... the PRANCING ... you are quite the show cat.
BC: Thank you. But I don't PRANCE. I dance. The CAT DANCE.
MK: {Momma reaches in with her nose to touch Bear's nose} Ugga mugga!
BC: AHHHHHHHHH! Your nose is attacking me! DOWN! BAD NOSE! BAD NOSE!
MK: Oww! Why'd you whack me in the face? I was trying to do the Daniel Tiger thing.
BC: In case you hadn't noticed, my name is not Daniel. And I'm not a tiger. My name is BEAR, and yet, oddly enough, I'm a cat. But that's another topic for another day.
MK: It's an affection thing.
BC: Hugga your own mugga!
MK: No. UGGA.
BC: Obviously. UGH!
MK: NO! It's called UGGA mugga.
BC: Does the name change anything?
MK: No.
BC: Then KEEP YOUR NOSE TO YOURSELF!
MK: I was just trying to be affectionate!
BC: By sticking your nose in my face?
MK: I'm sorry ... how often do you stick your nose or your butt into my business?
BC: I have needs. Ignore my needs and I'm not responsible for the consequences. 
MK: Like when your food bowl is 95% full?
BC: I think you mean 5% EMPTY. There's a HUGE difference!
{Pause}
BC: Do you mind? I need a cat nap.
MK: {reaching out to pet Bear} I love you, Bug.
BC: Yeah, yeah ... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
MK: There's that deep, rolling purr!
BC: I love ... {CHOMP!}.
MK: OWW!
BC: One and a fourth pets, Momma. That was the amount of petting time pre-authorized.
MK: Why don't you tell me things in advance?
BC: Because I don't know them in advance!
MK: Then how is it "pre-authorized?"
{Pause}
BC: Do you mind? I'm trying to take a nap! If you can't be quiet, I suggest you find another place to lay your mouth.
MK: Well ... I ... umm.
BC: Humans. Can't live with their incessant talking ... can't live without their thumbs.
MK: Good night, Bear.
BC: I love you, Momma.
MK: I love you too, Bear.


Why yes ... he DOES know he's handsome ...

Pictures of the Day:
I quite often get requests for Bear's kitten pictures ... because BEAR! ... KITTEN!!! ... BEAR KITTEN ... AWWWW! He came to live with us when he was already eight months old  ... so there aren't any tiny kitten pictures ... sorry.

Bear Kitten talks ... and other kitten pictures.

Featured posts of the Day:
Bear ... the always vocal boy who will talk your ear off if you let him (and even if you don't) ... has been known to randomly break out in song.

18 comments:

  1. I'm not sure that was letting the good times roll Bear!

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  2. Just thought I would nip in and say HI! that said, I wonder, have you thought of one of those reward cards for your peep? You know, ones where your peep gives three cuddles or scratches or general mutual licking sessions and you get one + a tasty chicken free? purrs ERin PS etiquette dictates that if a feline descends from a position of scratchitude in such a fashion as you did, this is intent and to be applauded. Now if a peep does it, well you are entitled to laugh... they do say laughter is the best cure....

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    1. You get MUTUAL LICKING SESSIONS?!?!?!? Last time I put my behind in my Momma's face I didn't get the reception I was hoping for. But I like the reward card ... yes ... that could work nicely for my purposes. ~Bear Cat

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  3. How would your human feel if you pushed *her* out of the bed, Bear? Humans. Can't live with them, can't push them off the bed.

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  4. I've had cats roll off the bed too...I must admit it's pretty funny ;)

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  5. Love that story! My favorite part is when he gave you "the Look" after falling off the bed!

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  6. I am sorry your Momma pushed you off the bed, poor kitty. You are such a handsome boy.

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    1. A terrible injustice! Reparations in the form of tasty whole chickens, maybe? ~Bear Cat

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  7. I can't believe your momma pushed you off the bed! Don't worry, Bear. I know you would NEVER accidentally roll off the bed!

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  8. Humans ! We cannot believe that your mom pushed you off the bed like this ! Purrs

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  9. So first she pushes you off the furniture and then... Did I hear correctly? Did she call you a bug? BUG? MOUSES! purrs

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