Friday, July 1, 2016

Buttcorn (Intervention - part 3)

BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat

Daily conversation - Buttcorn ({Momma's} Intervention - part 3):
MK: Stupid! I hate this dumb .... EEEEEEEH! .... GRRRRRRRR ... COME ON!!! You piece of ...
BC: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
MK: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!
BC: Who are you talking to?
MK: THIS BAG OF POPCORN! I can't get it open!
BC: Is it talking back to you?
MK: What?
BC: You were mocking me for talking to the sparkle ball because it couldn't reply. How's the reply from the bag of buttcorn coming? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?
MK: FOR REAL, BEAR? You come and give me crap when I'm already mad and frustrated!?!?!
BC: At a bag of buttcorn.
MK: Well ... I .... holy crap. You have a point!
BC: Umm ... NO. ACTUALLY, I have FIVE points on this paw alone. Then another five points on my other front paw ... four points on each of my back paws and four large, ferocious, UNCLIPPABLE points in my mouth. That's a whopping TWENTY-TWO points, if you're keeping track. I keep track.
MK: Those "points" are made for ripping meat.
BC: Exactly. Isn't that what I use them for?
MK: I'M NOT MEAT!
BC: If it walks like meat and quacks like meat, it's meat. The rest is just semantics.
MK: You really butchered that adage.

BC: Is that not what my points are for?
MK: {sigh}. Why do I even bother?
BC: Because you hate yourself? Let me have that bag of buttcorn.
MK: POPcorn.
BC: Whatevercorn.
MK: What are you going to ....
BC: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAH!
MK: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! In trying to open the bag, you totally missed the bag and ninja chopped me in the face!
BC: Why would I try to open the bag of buttcorn? That's YOUR problem. I just wanted to point out a few of my points.
MK: This is ridiculous. Give me that bag of butt ..... POPCORN!
{Pause}
MK: Stupid bag! Such a pain in my ...
BC: If you're going to converse with a bag of buttcorn, can I have my catnip back?
MK: No.
BC: I HATE YOU!
MK: Join the club.
BC: Honey, I STARTED that club. And when have I EVER required an invitation to anything?
MK: Good points.
BC: Want to see more?
MK: No thank you.
BC: You always ruin my fun.
MK: Poor you.
BC: I know!

Picture(s) of the Day:

Bear hangs out amongst the "swag" Momma got from the BlogPaws conference.
A different angle of Bear loving on the "swag" ... and of course, sharing his opinion of Momma in a way that is 100% feline. He started out by rolling all over the bag like a complete fruit (the bag smelled like catnip since it originally held all the "swag").

Later, Bear DOVE into the bag Momma brought the majority of the "swag" home in. He's not normally the kind of cat to get in boxes or luggage, but when they contain catnip (and sparkle balls) ... all bets are off and he's not above DIVING into the bag like his life depends on it.

After Momma sorted and bagged all the "swag" at home, Bear couldn't resist the urge to nose around ... as usual, he "rearranged" things according to his liking (ie the bag of toys ended up on the floor and he ran off with his new favorite).

Featured post(s) of the Day:
You can read Intervention - part 1 in : Let's Talk about Treats, and Intervention - part 2 in: Existent-ial.

16 comments:

  1. Oh my mouses, BC. Your MK needs to lay off the buttcorn. Yellin' at it like that? Does she hear it answer back? When your bag of buttcorn answers you back, you've had too much buttcorn, for sure. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Seville

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    1. My Momma fell off the chair laughing when she read your comment, Seville (I wouldn't admit something that embarrassing if it weren't true!!!). These humans are so strange. They require quite a lot of effort to maintain; do you think a newer model might be more reliable? Erg. ~Bear Cat

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  2. Oh kittens dat must be some bag of pawp corn. Dat's fur sure some cool swag. Bear ya' look so adorable. Last year sis Lexi and me was all over da swag. Every time mommy wouold come back to da room and let us outta da stroller we were like, so what's we get this time? MOL Luv da fotos. Enjoy dat pawp corn.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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    1. Wow! You and Lexi actually went to the conference too? I'm not sure how I feel about "working" for that swag. It's awfully nice to just relax at home and do nothing and have all the free stuff come to me. Though I AM sexy enough to be a model. ~Bear Cat

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  3. Hey Bear, nice to see you enjoying all that swag. I found sleeping in that bag quite comfy. Maybe you could drag that bag of buttcorn in there and munch away. ~Ernie

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    1. OOOOOOh. There's a bag of TREATS I've had my eyes on ... she'll NEVER find me in the big totebag ... unless I don't double-check and my tail is sticking out again. Sure, my tail is sexy, but sometimes that sucker doesn't listen to me. EMBARRASSING! ~Bear Cat

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  4. Bear, you are so handsome! And we know you will enjoy all that swag and you don't even have to share :) Can we suggest something to your Mama? It might be a good idea to date your posts because we are never sure if we are on a current post or on one that may have been written at another time. Just a thought :)


    the critters in the cottage xo

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    1. My Momma's not sure what you meant ... but wants to take your advice!!! Is there a way to date posts other than the date appearing on the right upper side of the post? How do we add the date like yours or is that determined by the template? Thank you for the feedback!

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  5. Bear, you have absolutely the most expressive face, and you crack us up with your 'smart mouth." XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. I know! My Momma's so lucky to get to spend her life with me!! ~Bear Cat

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  6. Hi!

    Here is our email address:limbyloo700@gmail.com Send us a hello! and then we can email you back and talk:)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  7. All the talk of corn has sent peep out to buy some... the time honoured method to open the packs in this palace is to forget where you put it and then sit on it! Messy, noisy, but effective... Peeps once did that to one of my mice, that didn't go down too well afterwards I can tell you! purrs ERin

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    1. My Momma's learned to look before she sits down ;)

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  8. We love buttcorn... I mean popcorn in our household! We sometimes have bag troubles too. :-)

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    1. Just one more reason for our cats to laugh at us (as if they need any help, right?)!

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